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Ch 1 - Your Name is Dave Strider...Chapter One: The Break Up

Your name is Dave Strider and today is just not your day.

Wake up. Roll over and look over edge of bed. Watch the sleeping figure on the air mattress on the floor. You crack a very faint smile, keeping your poker face so that if she was to wake up, she wouldn't see you smiling like a stalker. Then again, it wasn't like Jade slept with her glasses on. Her dark hair was thrown up in a really messy ponytail to help relieve the Texan humidity that was currently smothering the entire room. You still can't believe you've finally met in person since the game ended.

After putting up with you sighing heavily for weeks, Dir

Your Name is Jade Harley: 1Chapter 1: The Break-up

Your name is Jade Harley, and you just did something really terrible.

It's early morning and you're laying completely still on an air mattress. You've been awake for almost an hour now, but you're pretty sure that Dave, the owner of the room your in, is awake. You heard him shift around a bit. And right now is not a good time to see him. You're feeling really awful about something. Something that you think Dave will never forgive you for.

It was only week ago that you were standing in your house with Jake, talking nonstop about Dav

(Un)Ironically Ever AfterMaybe I love you, Maybe I do. Maybe this feeling inside me is true.

You find yourself staring at the ceiling, reminiscing the events of today's prom. It was ironic, taking your best bro's ectobiological sis to prom. The person Karkat said you're supposed to marry (the moment he said that to your face was followed by a subsequent flipping off).

Now that SBURB is over and the world's generally okay, there's no reason for Karkat's stupid pairing. It was all ironic, you repeat to yourself. Even with your hands on her waist and her arms around your neck, as she giggled about your obstinacy in removing your shades. Then she left, dancing alone in

Your Name is Jade Harley: 3Chapter 3: The Next Morning

Your name is Jade Harley, and that air mattress feels safe.

The air mattress in which you're laying on feels like a fortress of solitude where nothing can hurt you. You want to stay there forever and just feel invincible for the rest of your existence. But you know you can't do that. You will eventually have to get up, get dressed, leave that room, and see the person you hurt. You still haven't gotten to talk to him about it. By the time you got to the room last night, he was already asleep with his back turned to the doorway. So you just laid down and tried your best to fall into a deep slumber.

Your Name is Jade Harley: 2Chapter 2: The Break Down

Your name is Jade Harley, and you're bawling like an infant.

You just kept thinking about what you had just done. About how awful you were as a human. That what you had just done was was one of the worst things a person could ever do. You began to hiccup over your sobs and dig your nails into the carpet to try and stop your crying. You hated when people cried. You even beat the shit out of Jadesprite when she did something like this. On top of being a terrible person, you're also a hypocrite. This just made you cry harder. Every muscle in your body ached from tensing up in the floor. You decided to reach ou

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ALL MY SHIPS

by ~EmoZombieUnicorn, Sep 4, 2012, 3:34:31 PM
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Let's see what my ships are....
^{^{Please no rage on my ships, thank you c:}}
Pepsi Cola -John/Dave
PrankWars -John/John
Grimdorks -John/Rose
Do You Reme8er Me -John/Vriska
Knightlight -Dave/Rose
Blues Clues -John/Terezi
Alphabeta soup -Jane/Roxy/Jake/Dirk/John/Rose/Dave/Jade
Sprite time -Aradiasprite/Davesprite
Used to be a Ship but Then it Took an Arrow to the Knee -Gamzee/Equis
make a wwis)(! -Feferi/Eridan
Vantascest -Kankri/Karkat
Crab Apples -Dave/Karkat
That Time of the Month -Karkat/Dave
Thinking With Portals -Jane/Dirk
Wwizards!(ScarfShipping) -Eridan/Rose
A Knight of Honks - Karkat/Gamzee
Firefly in a Spiderweb -Dave/Vriska
My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk -Jane/Roxy
Karkitten -Karkat/Nepeta
SadoMasoRoboNecroBestiality -Equis/Aradia
STRONG Catnip -Equis/Nepeta
Scratch 'n Sniff -Nepeta/Terezi
Iced Tea -Jade/Nepeta
Saw Right Through You -Kanaya/Eridan
Pink Lemonade -Sollux/Eridan
Lemons and Blueberries -Sollux/Vriska
Blind Pair -Sollux/Terezi
Queen Bee -Sollux/Kanaya
Pupa Pan and Tinker8itch(Peanut Butter and 8itch Sandwich) -Vriska/Tavros
Blind Rage -Terezi/Gamzee
Scourgecest -Vriska/Terezi
Adorabloodthirsty -Terezi/Karkat _^OTP!!
Dirty Little Serket -Vriska/Kanaya
The Prince and the Pauper -Eridan/Aradia
Martini Glasses -Roxy/AutoResponder ^{_{Don't ask..}}
Motherfucker -Roxy/Gamzee
AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER -Roxy/Dave
Bees in a Rosebush -Rose/Sollux
Applebees -Dave/Sollux
Honey Bun -Sollux/Jane
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom -Jake/Aradia
Double Mew Mew -Nepeta/Sollux
Adorabloodthirstycoolkidseverywhere -Karkat/Terezi/Dave

Think I got them all, ;o)

^{_{For a list of ALL the ships, go here c; [link]}}

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~Onewithpasta Sep 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

PRANKWARS XD
I don't know why but that one is my favorite name.

~EmoZombieUnicorn Sep 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I know right? xD

I love your name by the way ;u;

~Onewithpasta Sep 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Aw, why thank you! O3-

~EmoZombieUnicorn Sep 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Is it a Hetalia refrence? o3O

~Onewithpasta Sep 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

yes
yes it is.

~EmoZombieUnicorn Sep 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Epic. I was going to cosplay Prussia for San Japan, but then I saw the prices. xD

~Chococat199 Sep 5, 2012

Cute ships.

~Antou-desu Sep 5, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

OMG these names are perfect

Equius/Gamzee's ship name was especially hilarious

~EmoZombieUnicorn Sep 5, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

~Falling-Wish Sep 5, 2012 Student General Artist

Is Do You Remeb8er Me = JohnxVriska? Cause LASJGDDASJ OTP. I call it Spider8reath, but I like yours too.
Also ship PepsiCola, GrimDorks, Make a wwis)(!, Portal Ship, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk (ALSKF BEST NAME), assuming they're JohnDave, JohnRose, Feferidan, DirkJane, DirkRoxy.
Who's Dirty Little Serket? And Martini Glasses?

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